If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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