Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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