apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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