Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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