He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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