David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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