she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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