I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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