I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
