The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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