She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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