This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I don't deserve a penis
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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