Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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