No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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