she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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