Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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