so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
