Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
whose ass print is on the piano?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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