Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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