and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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