You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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