you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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