Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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