I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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