me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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