Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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