I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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