Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
...so i touched it.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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