But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Randomize
