I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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