Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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