This dress was meant to end up on your floor
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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