three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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