So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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