Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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