i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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