I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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