Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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