That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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