this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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