So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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