Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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