8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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