Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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