Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
