What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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