I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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