walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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