Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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