first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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