when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Randomize
