I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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