Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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