I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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